I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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I need you to use more vowels.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Randomize
