you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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