So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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