on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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