Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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