Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Randomize
