Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize