It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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