Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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