I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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