would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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