You're so nebulous sometimes
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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