Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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