Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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