Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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