brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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