next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
