question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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