question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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