my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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