it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
home. puking in laundry basket.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
