What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
