I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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