he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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