I could have mohawked her pubes.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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