I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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