your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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