two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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