yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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