I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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