I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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