So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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