their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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