Porn is love you can see.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
This toilet bowl is my home.
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