Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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