Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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