..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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