Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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