Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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