you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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