Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Hippo gnu deer
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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