you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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