I'm eating all of the evidence.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
they need to just BURY HIM!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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