3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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