can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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