dude i'm inner monologue high
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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