Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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