Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Randomize
