So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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