Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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