on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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