the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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