Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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