would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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